So grab Tattletail while it's still a hot fad. Then collect all the hidden eggs to discover the true ending - where instead of getting murdered, you just get a Furby for Christmas. Once you get tired of Tattletail's gameplay, discover a backstory that barely makes sense and ends up in a satanic ritual for some reason. Then struggle with the impossibly short flashlight battery and constantly juggling Tattletail's needs like you're playing The Sims- until you get jumpscared out of nowhere and discover the true terror of this game: having to do any of this sh*t A SECOND TIME! And you still have to slog through the tedious fetching objectives, inconsistent A.I., and TONS of backtracking. As the initial charm of Tattletail's concept quickly wears off. Get ready to set the bar extremely low and still not meet it. Argh!!! This has to be the worst Christmas gift since actually buying someone Tattletail on Steam! an unthreatening egg shaped vacuum cleaner? That murders you in some vague way if you get anyway near it. As you take on the role of a nameless child of absentee parents who just wants an early peek at their Christmas gift - but instead unwrap five nights of madness. Uncover a very specific terror that only really works if you had a Furby growing up and were traumatized by the movie Gremlins. In a horror experience that did the impossible - makes Five Nights at Freddy's look polished and original! In yet another incredibly short indie game with sinister child-like environments, toys that are secretly murder machines, five nights worth of story, and non-stop jumpscares. Travel back to the late 90's and relive the horror of been given really sh*tty Christmas gifts. In a world where video games are made to be streamed and Let's-Played, experience the next half-assed horror game to take the internet by storm - by giving adult men another thing to scream at like children for that sweet sweet YouTube money. F***! Is this another low budget horror game!? NOOOOOOOOOO! Alright buddy, I'm gonna make your day! The hell is a Tattletail? (Types) Mmh.
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